French and Saunders

Why no U.S. tour dates? You think just because you speak another language people here can't enjoy you? Have a heart, lasses. Just do one show here, in a nice, central location such as Texas, and everyone will be content. Texas loves you, you know.

I agree! Please come to the U.S.!
Please please please!

Why not make our little colony happy & visit Australia & NZ? I know, ants. Please tour down under!

PLEASE tour the U.S.! You have fans over here, especially in New York and New Jersey. Please come. We love you ladies!!

Why not Belgium :-)

Yes. Please come to the states. I live in Texas. F&S have a large following here in the states as well. Please please please please...

Victoria, British Columbia is more British than Britain (so the tourism board says). Come to check it out for yourself!! please

If you could have ONE US show, we would LOVE it! Even Canada would work! I checked out flights to the UK during March and I can't find one for under $600 (not including other travel expenses). Is there any chance you could make it here to the US or Canada? PLEASE?

I would really love to have the opportunity to see you here in the U.S. Especially here in Las Vegas! Remember, we love you here too! Keep up the wonderful work ladies.

I'll give you babies if you come to Australia!!!

Please, please, please, pleeeeeaaaaase stop by Montreal, Quebec! I know we're French and all, but we still have your queen on our money. Plus we have the Just For Laughs festival and tons of gays, a guaranteed sold-out show(s) for you!

I totally agree with Lien!!

Why not Belgium!! I mean Brussels, it's the capital of Europe!! very obvious choice if you ask me :-)

I say come to Sydney, Australia.

Dear Jennifer and Dawn,

Disappointed to see you on Parkinson. He is a filthy right wing ideologue and an apologist for imperialist aggression. The interview he had with Tony Blair was particularly vile as he served to give a veneer of legitimacy to the crimes of this despicable reprobate.

You are both intelligent socially aware people, so what’s the deal with wearing the red poppies? You cannot be unaware of the fact that every soldier that has lost his life in imperialist wars has done so not in the defence of democracy, but in the defence of the profits and privilege of the ruling classes of each nation-state.

War is nothing but state sponsored murder cloaked in national patriotism.

It’s a shame that those who achieve fame do not use their position to expose the overt criminality that pervades governments throughout the world, but instead become very comfortable within a system they once were heavily critical of.

Dear Dawn and Jennifer,
Maybe worth the consideration to come to Holland as well? Amsterdam is a real nice place to stay for a couple of days, you know! Or else we will swim the Canal...

Hi Gals

Got tickets for your Nottingham show in April from my Mum and Tom, we're all really excited about coming to see you, woo hoo! x

what no more sketch shows i cant believe it totally gutted luckily seeing you on tour!!!

Well, since you're not coming to Texas I'm coming to you. I bought a ticket for the April 26th show at the Hippodrome in Birmingham. I have a few months to save $$ for travel/lodging expenses. Whew..it would be nice to meet you and have a drink together! Oh well, we can dream. See ya then!

cant wait to see your still alive tour in april im such a huge fan im coming to see you in bournemouth i agree i cant believe ur not doin anymore sketches but your shows such as jam and jerusalem vivienne vyle etc are just brilliant too!! thanx so much see u in april yay!!

Wherever you are playing, ladies. I will be there. My friend and I are flying from the US because we missed the 2000 tour and WE WON'T MISS YOU AGAIN!! You are AMAZING! Cheers!

Really! Come to the U.S. We love you!

Seeing them in march in Edinburgh, Cant Wait!! Going to be awesome!!!

Please come to Boston! Boston loves French and Saunders!

Wareham MA,USA will be represented April 26th at Birmingham. We have seen every Jen and Dawn performance and of course do word for word!Don't we all?
Love love love these ladies!
See you in April.

I have tickets for Oxford....I absolutely cant wait! I have been a fan for as long as I remember and this is going to be awesome!! I just hope that Dawn does a ballet dancing routine as that is the funniest thing I have ever seen : )

Hello everybody,

I am so "warmth" by reading the comment posted the 23 december 2007 about the non-expression of famous people about awful things that exist in the persons or the systems by which they pass.

Usually I do this kind of comment. I feel releaved to see that there are other people who think about expression for justice, peace and those kind of things which are our real and prime needs : all the rest is "en +", as we say in french.

It has completely changed my way of seeing French and Sauders, this possible fact of non-expression. I don't know if it is true. But it is not that important. The fact is that for sure they are funny, but stop the illusion : they are just like the common people, with their forces and their weaknesses (for example, if it is so, this possible non-expression).

And I will add : I think also that in the common people, they are some people who will just never be famous even with having talent because they could never shut up about awful things they see in front of their nozes.

Bye Bye.

Come on .Whats it going to take to get the funny women to come to the U.S.A.? We follow you thru BBC tv and PBS but that is not enough......at least make it avaible as a DVD!!!!! Dawn you rock the house girl!

Dear Dawn & Jennifer,

We've been fans of yours for years and can't get enough of you.
Maybe Parky could be a Special Guest now that he's got nothing on.
Please consider touring Australia...well at least Melbourne where I live.

Hope the UK Tour goes well.

Love
Jo

Hello Darlings,
How are you on this fabulous sunday - day? I am just dropping this note to let you know I have tickets to see yourselfs (probably performing on the stage) in Manchester! How exciting!

I have been absoultely waiting forever, well 7 years any way, which for a small gerbil is practically a lifetime. So I will be sooo glad, with mother in toe, sorry mum (she hates being called mother) to see your fantastic performance thing.

With Love,

Antony XX

cant wait ive got tickets 2 the liverpool show, bin a fan 4 years now im finally goin 2 see them

Please come to the US!!! I'm planning a trip to the UK this spring (my second time, I'm madly in love with the UK!) and would love to see you then, but it would be so much more convenient if you just came to the US!

i just have to say that you guys are awesome i freak'n love you guys!!
you gals make my day when i feel like crap and come home and put you guys on to watch you,lol!!!
you make me laugh my ass off!!!
you guys rockkkkk!!!! keep doing a great job as you are so rock on!!!!
God bless ye!!!!

Please come to Canada...or even somewhere in the northern U.S. would be super! I am sadly missing out on yet another performance of your hilarity, but thanks for making me laugh anyway girls. Much luck on the tour!

Hiya!
Booked tickets last october for march in Aberdeen!!
Jist mynd that it'll be awfi cauld and wear yer woolies!!

Looking forrit tae haein a great nicht!!!

xx

Saw on one website a date for Dublin for March 7th, but the official website says that date is in Manchester. Will there be a Dublin date, would like to know because I'll wait rather than go to over to the UK?

When are you going to post your London dates...?! (You ARE doing London too aren't you...PLEEEEEEEASE...)

I'm so pleased you're touring! I've grown up with your comedy and my mother and I can often be heard quoting awesome lines from your early stuff, especially loved the school girls sketches. Can't wait to get tickets and come see the show, something I've been wanting to do for ages!

Take Terry!

Sweetie Darlings:

I so miss Ab Fab!!!

Bring it back for one time, please!!!!

Come to Peterborough.... Ontario..... Canada. We have the biggest lift locks in North America - or something like that - and there's a zoo (which is free)and nearby is the Orono Cat World (which is not free, sorry). I can also recommend the Trent chip truck as a dining establishment. We don't get a lot of laughs here, so do think about it. Thanks.

not to be selfish...please please please please pleassssssse do another day at liverpool!!! both nights are all sold out and its not fair. is the tour gonna be filmed??? you should do live webcam, so that people can subscribe to and watch...if your into that sorta thing.

Los Angeles!

You have a bazillion fans in Los Angeles!

You'll sell out all your shows, meet a bunch of great people, and heck, I'll even give you a map to a hidden pirate cave in Dana Point.

Please say you'll come . . .

I would love to see the tour if only I lived over in the UK, but instead I live in the States. I've become such a big fan over this past year and would love to see you two on stage. Best of luck with the show and if you do ever come to the states I'll be there.
Jodie

Hello ladies,

Is there any chance you could be adding a 3rd date to you Liverpool tour.. Friday the 18th?

My whole family are so excited to come and see you on tour, sure it will be fantastic!!

Thanks,
Laura

Ladies, I found out today that tickets for the Aberdeen show via Ticketmaster have an excessive handling and postage charge on each ticket. Really disappointed as many of the party wishing to come are women on a budget and this means we now won't be attending.

Ive got tickets for Edinburgh playhouse, i'm so excited,i grew up watching French and Saunders and too see them live is going to be amazing!

as a huge fan of both dawn and jennifer i would just like to wish both of them goodluck for their first performance tonight and every success for the rest of the tour im sure it will be absolutely fantastic and i cant wait to see you at the bic april 7th
it is so great to see comedy at its very best and as a british women i am proud to be a fan of yours.
i would love to meet you someday as i am such a fan of yours and you are my idols.
anyways goodluck for tonight and break a leg as they say see you in april jodie x

Have got tickets for tonight's 1st show at Blackpool :-) I was dragged to a show when I was 12 years old by my sister. I didn't know who F&S were @ all - but from that night - I got hooked!! 18 years on, I think French and Saunders as a duo are untouchable and with the massive success of Ab Fab and Vicar of Dibly, just proves even more the talent of the both of you.
Keep giving us all plenty of laughs for as long as you can girls, and best of luck for the tour! Ur the best!!
Can't wait for tonight! :-):-)

I came to see the Blackpool show and LOVED every minute of it:)

You are such an inspiration to me, it was my first real night out in 5 years as I have an illness that has stopped me from socialising so much but I managed to make it out to see you and so glad I did!

I am SOOOOOOO excited, i'm coming to see you in Brighton on the 25th, I most probably should be doing revision for GCSE's that night...
but im going anyway.
I'm so so so so so so so so excited (: (: (: (: (:

To Maggie S... Since when do American's speak a different language to English???

Maggie S: "Why no U.S. tour dates? You think just because you speak another language people here can't enjoy you? Have a heart, lasses. Just do one show here, in a nice, central location such as Texas, and everyone will be content. Texas loves you, you know." -Posted on December 1, 2007 18:21

I hope that you could make your way to the United States for some show dates. If not, possibly make a DVD?? You are both great!

Saw you at Brighton last night... Brilliant!!

Hey guys,

I just wanted to say, last nights show was amazing!!! I laughed so hard I cried, and have the program pinned to my wall to remind myself of the amazing night you guys gave my Nan and I, so thanks again!!

We love you!! xx

PLEASE come to the States! JUST ONE SHOW IN NEW YORK. We love you over here!

Hey,
I'm 15 and a huge fan of French and Saunders: the new tour is hilarious. Will the tour be made into a DVD like, I thik, the tours were? I hope it is, because it will be a great way to finish the French and Saunders sketchshows off by releasing the tour on DVD, so all of the people who didn't see the show can see it on DVD.
Many thanks,
Adam.

Saw the show last night (plymouth) was fantastic! anyone who hasnt been yet you're in for a real treat! I hope there'll be a dvd i missed some of it because of the stupid tall person in front of me!

Hey F&s

I went to see the show in sheffield the first time you was there and it was really really good I laughted that much im sure i wet my self. I realy like the trousers i want some. I stood out side the stage door for 45 min in the freezing cold and it had just started snowing but i didnt get your autograph. Would you please please please pubish the tour on DVD I can already tell you that you are £15.00 up all ready for my dvd please.

Thanks you so much

Elliot Age 15

PLEASE COME TO THE STATES! WE LOVE YOU TOO, YOU KNOW!

I'd totally post one of those "OMG the show was amazing so glad I got to see you in (some random UK town)" except that I am in the states and am seriously lacking in French & Saunders over here. Please play New York!

new york loves you. new york needs you. please don't forget us!

Dawn and Jen,
Went to see you in your last night in Birmingham, it was amazing...I put seeing you gals as one of the top things I want to do IN MY LIFE ! I was there as the mad fan waiting to see you (asked Jen to sign chest! think you were thinking will this girl please leave NOW! as every time you looked round, there I was, apologies again)....PS sorry for storking, staring and so badly wanting to hug you! You both looked amazing, I am so sadened to hear there will be no more F&S...any chance of a book coming out, I know it is asking a lot!

ONE HAPPY GAL! Rhiannon x x

I've been waiting for what seems like forever to see French and Saunders. Flying to the UK would be impossible but I really want to see French and Saunders on their farewell tour. Is there no chance of a New York show?

I went to the Bristol show on the 27th April, which happens to be my birthday, and I would like to thank F&S for the best birthday I've ever had. I have never laughed so much and I am still buzzing from the show.

It has been a life long ambition to see you guys live and even have the last tour on video (!) but actual, physical live is amazing.

Release the London dates so I can go again as I'm closer to London than Bristol!

Fantastic day.

would really like to see some US tour dates, ladies...

I just wanted to say i went to your last show in Oxford and i have never laughed so much, it was truely hilarious. Well done for a superb show!

Hi

My boyfriend is 40 in June and a huge fan - Just wanted to see if there was any chance of a signed photo to make his birthday the best day ever (his name is Andy Judd) If at all possible could you send a signed Photo to me....

If you could send to :
Mandy Arthurton
c/o Howards
107a The Street
Poringland
Norwich
Norfolk
NR14 7RP

Anything would be much appreciated.
Best regards and many thanks
Mandy

PLEASE come to Australia. Perth if not anywhere else. YOU MUST D:

Another request that you come to America!!! Please!

OH MY GOSH, I LOVE YOU BOTH, YOU ARE HUGE HITS HERE IN THE US AS WELL. PLEASE, OH PLEASE ADD THE US TO YOUR TOUR LIST!! I LOVE YOU, GIVE MY LOVE TO PATSY ALSO !!

Please please please come to australia! While I don't speak Jemima, I speak Little Ted , and when he told me you weren't coming to see us I was very sad :(((

Please, for the love of God, Please tour the US. I know our president sucks but thats all about to change. Oh yeah, please bring Patsy!

Dear French and Saunders,

Just wanted to reiterate that you are much loved in Australia, and adding us to your itinerary would be well worth your while and a very special treat for us. I was over the moon to discover that you had released the complete series 1-6 of your sketch show on dvd in Australia too. A generous birdy is giving that to me for Christmas, and I can't wait. Now, how about releasing all of your Christmas specials (and other material for that matter) over here as well? Again, it would be commercially worth your while, and a relief to all of us who have to wait for the crappy youtube versions to load in order to see your hilarious wares.

I know it's a long flight (and an especially harrowing one if you travel first class), but we'd make you both feel more than welcome upon your arrival and you could escape the English winter in exchange for some nice warm Aussie beach weather. Ay? Ay?

Regardless, thank you for giving us all so much laughter over the years. It has certainly been very good fun. Hope you don't go quietly into the night.

Yours faithfully,

Jenn Comerford.

Hi,

I have a friend that moved to London from Australia so she could see your farewell tour. She is very much missed here, so it would be lovely if you toured Australia as she may just follow you around the globe, and then we can have her back.

thanks

Come to NZ!! haha we love you muchly!
even in nz there will probably be sold out shows haha. like Billy Conolly performed in chch and sth canterbury and the tickets sold out in one day..no exaggeration there. :)
It would be phenomenal if you F&S came to nz.
and if you perform in aus why not in nz??
Love always to you Jen and Dawn,

Artimustard,14,..(a childhood nickname, dont worry!:P)
xOx

i know you guys are going to australia... please stop by singapore while you're at it!

we have good food!

If Jennifer promises to leave Vyvian and come to Australia to marry me, I promise to nail some studs to my head :D